chris is drunk and sending me snapchats thank god im NOT sleeping with him tonight bc the snoring is FUCKING TERRIBLE WHEN HE DRUNK

im sitting here crying about amy winehouse

 

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

 

mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

comupter:

MY RECOVERY WALL SO FAR!!!
If you haven’t heard me talking about it yet, basically its all the nice/supportive things people say to me, on here or in real life, anonymous or not, i write them down and stick them up over my bed

It’s an ongoing project and i don’t think it’ll ever be finished, it’s fairly new right now but hopefully one day it’ll cover the whole wall!!

Ps sorry if ur note doesn’t have a flower on it bc i ran out and got tired 👀 but i will add more later!!!
ALSO I TRIED TO TAKE PICS FROM MANY ANGLES SO U CAN READ IT BUT IDK IF ITS WORKED?

THANK U ALL WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED SO FAR!!!!!

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

Artist: Boney M
Track: Rasputin
Album: The Magic Of Boney M
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prettylittledaisychains:

'Ra-Ra-Rasputin!
Russia’s greatest love machine!’

Boney M - Rasputin 

frecklesauce:

seriously!

breadonly:

ckwh:

here he is, goku!

Here am I, Goku!

breadonly:

ckwh:

here he is, goku!

Here am I, Goku!

earthdad:

the rise and fall