ok bye love u stay strong eat ur greens pray

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

also HEY MY BAES i am here today bc i miss u and to see how quickly it wiuld take for me to get super pissed of and it was literally instantaneous

this website is pretentious/10

so this boy who i HATE BC HE IS HOMOPHOBIC told me that i was super funny today and i told him to go fuck himself and that his parents dont love him

gongzhuwu:

 
men and masculinity are toxic and disgusting and have no place in any decent society

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

bye again